So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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