So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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