Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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