I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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