Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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