I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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