ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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