This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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