is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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