Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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