found the other keg... it's in the tree
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
