I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You're a waste of cheezeits
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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