try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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