dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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