We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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