OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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