i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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