Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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