I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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