so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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