we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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