Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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