Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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