$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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