Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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