No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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