THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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