i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
whose parrot is this?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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