If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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