it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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