I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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