: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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