why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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