i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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