I want to stick my p in your. b.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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