I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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