My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
