All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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