No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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