Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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