what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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