The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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