On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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