So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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