Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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