I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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