Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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