I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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