he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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