yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Randomize
