I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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