do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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