But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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