He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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