I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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